I’ve started writing my memoirs. It was time. My mother is always showing off her books and I”m so SICK. AND. TIRED. of it being all about her. I love her and all and she’s beautiful and all but enough already. Like the country song goes: “I want to talk about me.”
I bet you didn’t [...]
So look.
Mom went away AGAIN.
Yeah, like, what the heck is Mom doing going away again?? She left me here with Dad and Twinkie and the lady downstairs. Look, they’re all okay but they are definitely not like Mom. Dad is all screaming at the TV and saying something about BIG POPPI and Mister Papelbon not [...]
Mom didn’t know I was listening but I heard her say she’s going back to Sin City. (As if there isn’t enough sin right here to keep her happy, she needs to leave the state??) I’ve been real sad knowing she’s leaving Kennebunkport for TEN days. I’m so glad I can at least blog my [...]
It wasn’t my fault. I didn’t do it! I was framed. It wasn’t me. It was the other guy. Didn’t you see the other golden dog who weighs 80 lbs and carries a Snoopy doll in his mouth and goes by the name Lewis. It wasn’t me. I was sleeping. Honestly.
Why would I do that [...]
When it finally stops raining what’s a golden dog to do but look for some fun. Mom brought home a green gift for me and I don’t know how I feel about it.
