I’ve started writing my memoirs. It was time. My mother is always showing off her books and I”m so SICK. AND. TIRED. of it being all about her. I love her and all and she’s beautiful and all but enough already. Like the country song goes: “I want to talk about me.”
I bet you didn’t [...]
It’s me, Lewis. Mom says I need to get over myself and introduce some of the family. Rude. But okay, I’ll play along. Today you meet my cousin. He’s a hoomerweener. Uh, whoomerhiner. He’s a, uh, weenywhiner.
Mom’s glaring at me.
Otto is a Blue Weimeraner.
This is Otto. In case you didn’t notice, I’ll tell you, he’s [...]
I was thinking about going for a walk but Dad is at work and Mom is too. The lady that shares our house is busy with that dang cat so I can’t ask her.
I been thinking about Dad.
I miss Dad when he’s at work. When he comes home I wag real hard and he [...]
OR….Ten Sure-Fire Ways to Upset Mom
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I wish it wasn’t like this, but sometimes I guess I upset Mom. My mom is really beautiful and smart so I get kinda sad that this happens, but near as I can [...]
My mom is beautiful. And special. I love my Mom, always have. Dad seems to have a thing for her, too. Mom always smells nice. I noticed on Saturday mornings Mom smells like bacon, maybe that’s part of Dad’s attraction to her.
Sunday is Mother’s Day. Today I’m shopping on the ‘puter for something real special [...]
