Oh, it’s here. The Holly-daze are here. Mom brought me over to the neighbors while she made wreaths for the front door. She’s shopping a lot. She’s baking a lot. She’s smiling a LOT! Dad on the other hand keeps checking the credit card bills and complaining about Santa not doing his part. Me, I [...]
It’s me, Lewis. Mom says I need to get over myself and introduce some of the family. Rude. But okay, I’ll play along. Today you meet my cousin. He’s a hoomerweener. Uh, whoomerhiner. He’s a, uh, weenywhiner.
Mom’s glaring at me.
Otto is a Blue Weimeraner.
This is Otto. In case you didn’t notice, I’ll tell you, he’s [...]
It’s a big scary world you know, so I thought I’d take you along for a walk with me so you can see the kind of things I have to deal with every time I venture out. Mom says there is safety in numbers so I should never go out alone.
Come on, get your leash, [...]
Hey, have I mentioned my mom? It’s almost Mother’s Day, you should meet my mom. Owning my own Mom is like having a vault full of goldnot that I know what gold is, but I heard Dad say this before.
Here she is.
My mom is beautiful. She’s wicked smart and wicked nice, too.
In the morning when [...]
Mom and Dad are sleeping so I’m up fooling around on the ‘puter this morning, I hope they don’t get mad.
Today I want you to meet Twinkie.
See, I thought Twinkies were little yellow squishy cakes with cream centers. This Twinkie is my roommate, Mom says she is a cat. This Twinkie is not a dog, I [...]
