It’s me, Lewis.  Mom says I need to get over myself and introduce some of the family.  Rude.  But okay, I’ll play along.  Today you meet my cousin. He’s a hoomerweener.  Uh, whoomerhiner.  He’s a, uh, weenywhiner. 
Mom’s glaring at me.
Otto  is a Blue Weimeraner.

This is Otto.  In case you didn’t notice, I’ll tell you, he’s [...]