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I heard Mom say it’s Vally Times Day (almost).  She said something about love and feeling all mushy, she seemed sort of sappy.  I said to her straight up “Mom, don’t be mushy, start exercising again.  You will get rid of those thighs in no time.”  She didn’t laugh and it was almost like [...]

Don’t bite off more than you an chew.
I mean really, what’s the benefit?  I say just chew on everything you can, but do it in small bites.
Chew the spindle the carpenter-guy is about to put on the new deck railings.  Chew the squeaky toy that Twinkie likes.  Chew Dad’s pencil.  Chew the roll of [...]