So I’m not a whitetail deer hunter but Mom said that I gotta wear a vest when I’m outside at the new house. She said it’s DANE. GERM. US. for me to be there without day-glo orange on. I bet Twinkie isn’t wearing orange, or Daisy (well, maybe Daisy does wear orange, she’s kinda [...]
It’s me, Lewis. Mom says I need to get over myself and introduce some of the family. Rude. But okay, I’ll play along. Today you meet my cousin. He’s a hoomerweener. Uh, whoomerhiner. He’s a, uh, weenywhiner.
Mom’s glaring at me.
Otto is a Blue Weimeraner.
This is Otto. In case you didn’t notice, I’ll tell you, he’s [...]
Have you met Mukunda and Ulyses? These guys are my cyber-friends.
Hey, just because they are older than me doesn’t mean they can’t be my friend. And hey, just because I’ve never met them dog-face-to-dog-face doesn’t mean I don’t want to sniff them up and down, cuz I do want to sniff them up and [...]
